Mike and Melissa

Mike Chenoweth

Himself (voice) / Lenny (voice) / Singer For Shotgun River (voice) / additional voices

Veronica Long

Melissa Mouffette (voice)

Joe Seibert

Choo Choo (voice) / Video Game Announcer (voice) / Nickelback Fan (voice) / Girl At Party (voice) / Reverend Shoe (voice) / "Angry Beaver" Voice (voice) / additional voices

Phil Boos

Phil (voice) / Ted (voice) / Snazz McNazz (voice)

Travis Alfonso

Himself (voice) / "Don't Pee On Tree" Guy (voice) / additional voices

Mark Kligerman

Professor Culkin (voice)